Top 11 Pieces of Advice for IDF Lone Soldiers
Don’t shoot anyone who is attacking you, because you might get arrested.
Don’t refuse orders, which violate the Torah. You might arrested.
Don’t pass on any information to organizations which protect Jewish women from Arab men. You might get arrested.
Don’t protest weddings between Jews and non-Jews. You might get arrested.
Don’t call any government official a nasty name. You might get arrested.
(Just ask Nadia Matar of Women In Green.)
Don’t talk about freedom of speech, if you radically disagree with the State of Israel’s policies. You might not get arrested. But, you’ll definitely be demonized.
Don’t talk about freedom of religious expression. Only non-Jews and Jewish distorters of Torah are allowed to do that. If you’re a religious Jew, then you’re out of luck!
Speaking of which, don’t refuse to listen to lectures from the Messianic Jew Christian Missionary. You might get thrown out of officer candidates school.
Don’t grow a beard without permission. Various bad things may happen to you.
Don’t hitchhike in uniform or post selfies on the Internet in uniform. You might get kidnapped.
(This one is actually pretty good advice.)
Don’t worry too much about getting kidnapped, though. After a few years of torture, in exchange for your release, the State of Israel will finally negotiate the release of a bunch of convicted terrorists, who will go out and perpetrate more acts of terrorism.