Laugh and Cry: What’s Worse, Neveilos or Arayos?!

Here’s an extract from a parody illustrating our upside-down set of priorities at Frum Follies:

Monsey Rabbis Restore Hashgachah to Vendor of Treyf Chickens (Satire)

Rav Chelm based his ruling on the halachic response to child molesting. In those cases, if there was no abuse for three years and the offender expressed regret he is assumed to now be safe to work with children. This is even true if he was not subjected to public humiliation, expulsion from town and forfeiting money…

Many in the community were outraged, but they were warned not to say loshon horah. Besides, they were assured that rabbis “would keep an eye out him” just as they do with repentant molesters.

Read the rest of it here.

re: Why Are Darda’im and Anti-Zionists Treated So Differently?!

We recently wondered why members of the Dor De’ah movement, on the one hand, and Satmar/Munkatch on the other, are treated so differently. The former are vocal unbelievers in the Zohar, who accuse generations of Jews of being quasi-idolaters for believing in a pleroma, the latter similarly regarding anyone not sharing their Satanism as denying the Final Redemption (and so on). Both freely refer or referred (Dor De’ah is past its heyday) to millions of Jews as heretics, but only the Darda’im were seriously treated as sectarians.

I gave my own answer above. Here is Rabbi Grossman’s answer:

In my experience, the major difference is that the approach of the Darda’im (and the Rambam, BTW) is inherently subversive and therefore a perceived threat to the rabbinic establishment. As you have read in my recent article, Rambam could dismiss an established custom, endorsed by centuries of practice and by the Geonim, if he was convinced of its heretical source. I will dub this “Rambam’s Razor,” and in recent discussions with older scholars, I could clearly perceive their subconscious realization that such a methodology could radically change halachic practice. Of course, from an objective standpoint, the truth is the truth, and we should not take matters of Issur and Hetter personally, as though we have a vested interest in maintaining certain opinions in practice, but for many, they are just too uncomfortable with it.

The Darda’im, as the Rambamists par excellence, represent undermining tradition, even if we know they are really just trying to restore older traditions. Anti-Zionists, however, have appearances totally on their side, and from any point of view but the most perceptive, represent the strictest adherence to tradition in practice, and their opposition to Zionism is tolerated because of Zionism’s perceived novelty and therefore suspicion.

May God grant us the ability to properly analyze and fully understand each approach and its consequences.

‘Empty Vessels Make the Loudest Sound’ Is Probably From Bava Metzia 85b

There is an expression of doubtful provenance: “Empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they with least wit are the greatest babblers.” (See Shakespeare.)

I say it comes from Bava Metzia 85b (according to Rashi):

אמר רב חמא מאי דכתיב בלב נבון תנוח חכמה ובקרב כסילים תודע בלב נבון תנוח חכמה זה תלמיד חכם בן תלמיד חכם ובקרב כסילים תודע זה תלמיד חכם בן עם הארץ אמר עולא היינו דאמרי אינשי אסתירא בלגינא קיש קיש קריא.