Year: 2020

The Extreme Naiveté of Antizionist Apostles to the Goyim

There are Jews who see great importance in informing non-Jews the State of Israel is not fervently religiously observant. In fact, they say, Judaism in the ostensible State of the Jews is more of a deceptive veneer than anything else.

I’m thinking especially of “True Torah Jews”, whose website header screams: “Our mission is to inform the world that the State of Israel does NOT represent Jews or Judaism.”

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Without even a minimal effort at investigation, anyone should assume this is the case. We all know and observe the official Cursedian identity of scores of states, in name only (by ANY standard). No need to study much history (or any at all, if you reside in one).

So what if the Israeli flag has a Star of David?! How many scores of countries have meaningless Shti Va’erev in their flags, merely a tachshit (you need not destroy the symbol on your Swiss Army Knife or luggage, strictly speaking)?

If anything, the claim signifies honest internal debate about the very facts, so their efforts are COUNTER-productive…

אימת מלכות – כפרת עוונות

ספר “רוממות אל” על תהלים לרב משה אלשיך ז”ל פרק ב’:

אם תהיה לכם יראת מלכות המושלת עליכם אל ירפו ידיכם אלא אדרבא עבדו את ד’ באותה יראה כי היא תהיה לכם עבודה את ד’ שתקבלוה לכפרת עון וגילו אם תהיה לכם מהם רעדה כי תגדלו הכפרה יותר. וזולת הכפרה גם תהיה לכם נשק להלחם בם והוא הטוהר לב כי זכות האמנה תהיה לכם לנשק ברזל נגדם.

(מצאתי ע”י ספר תשועת עולמים)

‘Jews, Trade Your Green Toilet Paper for a Plane Ticket While You Still Can!’

From Investor’s Business Daily

Dow Jones Today Edges Up On Jobless Claims

Jobless Claims Soar, But Decline from Prior Week

Jobless claims came in at 4.427 million during the week ended April 18, down from 5.237 million claims in the prior week and almost exactly in line with economist expectations. The decline and the matching of estimates were both positives, but nevertheless brought the total number of first-time unemployment claims filed over the past five weeks to 26 million.

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In other words, it’s good news that only 4,427,000 people filed for unemployment this week, because that’s fewer newly unemployed people than the number who lost their jobs last week. Of course, the people who previously lost their jobs still don’t have jobs, but this is great news, and the stock market should celebrate.

One day there will be one person left with a job and he will lose it. The stock market will go up because the previous week there were two new claims, and next week there won’t be any.

One day two homeless, starving, former middle-class people will be sitting on the street together. One will complain about the situation, and the other will tell him to cheer up, the economy must be good because the stock market went up.

The stock market is a total farce and a propaganda tool to manipulate the public.

It’s a good thing they’re printing trillions and trillions of green sheets of toilet paper, so there won’t be a shortage.

Jews, trade in your green toilet paper for a plane ticket while you still can.  A caravan in the Negev will soon be a lot more comfortable than a mansion in Jewtown, USA.

Chananya

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Tehillim Tip (Can You Embarrass Yourself When Anonymous?)

Tip: If you say Tehillim and feel it doesn’t work, I suggest adding the pesukim before and after. By “work” I don’t mean answered, but the feeling it was “received”.

Before:

לכו נרננה לד’ נריעה לצור ישענו. נקדמה פניו בתודה בזמרות נריע לו. כי אל גדול ד’ ומלך גדול על כל אלהים.

After:

מי יתן מציון ישועת ישראל בשוב ד’ שבות עמו יגל יעקב ישמח ישראל. ותשועת צדיקים מד’ מעוזם בעת צרה. ויעזרם ד’ ויפלטם יפלטם מרשעים ויושיעם כי חסו בו.

I used to ignore this because I don’t know the source… So, I still don’t.

Must I return my Litvak elite membership card?

(I thought I dislike posting mystical matters, but, well… Obviously not enough…)