Joke About Bevin Netanyahoo
The Prime Minister and members of his staff from the Knesset went for a tour to see the situation of various State institutions. Their first stop was at the local school. They see that the walls were falling apart, the books were old and outdated and the roof was leaking. The principal cried to the PM that they needed money for the basic renovations. Yet, the PM sadly told him that right now it was a difficult situation for the country and there was no money in the budget for this.
Their next stop was to the local university. There as well the President of the University showed how lack the security was and outdated, how the computers were old and failing and how the yards and landscaping was all over run. Again the Prime Minister sadly told him that there was no extra funds to allocate to them as the budget for the country was very tight.
Finally their last stop was to the local prison. There the warden gave them a tour and showed them the shabby matresses and smelly bed sheets, the leaky broken air conditioning system and how the Television and entertainment center was always on the blink. Immediately the Prime Minister said that he would take care of the problem and within a few minutes he informed them that repair men were on the way and new beds, sheets and even hi screen TVs were coming as well. When asked by his staff member who was shocked how this could happen. Bibi eloquently explained
“School we finished already, College I don’t think we’ll ever be going to, but prison on the other hand….”
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