How ‘United Torah Judaism’ Brilliantly Defends Their Torah’s Honor

The Year in Defending the Honor of the Torah: Checking in on UTJ

It’s been a year since Yahadut Hatorah (UTJ) joined the government, thus accepting upon themselves the yolk of defending the honor of the Torah.

Have they been doing their job? Let’s check out 5 legislative issues and see how they have been doing:

Issue #1: Supreme Court rules that Rabbanute Mikvaot have to open for Reform converts.

Response: R. Gafni announced that he will advance a bill designed to overturn the ruling, calling it a “serious breach” and saying “the High Court of Justice has declared war on the Torah of Israel.”

Analysis: The reason for opposing the ruling is self-evident: If a reformer dips into a mikvah, it probably makes the whole mikvah passul somehow. But R. Gafni did not go nearly far enough. Because while he may stop the reformers from frequenting official rabbanute mikvaot, what about all the other places they can go? Every ma’yan in the country has to be guarded to prevent such desecration. Not only that, but since according to Igros Moshe “bathing in the sea or the large swimming pool that are built in hotels and resorts, since the majority of them are not posul doreissa, therefore the tevila is kosher min HaTorah,” R. Gafni should be passing a law that all swimming pools, as well as all the beaches from Rosh Hanikra to Ashdod must be shut down (of course, this only applies to the mixed gender beaches- there is no concern that a reformer would ever go to the separate beaches). R. Gafni, propose this ban immediately, the waters of Eretz Yisroel depend on you!

Is the Torah’s Honor Defended? No.

Issue #2: Bill put forward by that provides for at least one female representative among the kadis (judges) serving on the courts that rule according to Islamic law

Response: R. Litzman threatened that the UTJ use theright of veto, due to concern that the bill would create a precedent that could be applied to rabbinical courts.

Analysis: Clearly this law is dangerous. If we allow to serve on their courts, then Jewish women may serve on ours, which would mean that UTJ ministers would have twice as many relatives asking them for positions. But once again, they stopped short of what needed to be done. What about other Islamic practices that could creep into Judaism? The Shahida (“La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”), which is all that is needed to convert to Islam, requires no lengthy classes, tests of arcane knowledge, or full kabbalas ol mitzvos. If we allow this continue, the next thing you know the Tzohar rabbis will be allowing Jews to convert with a simple statement recited in Arabic as well. We need a kollel dedicated full time to studying sha’ariah law, to see which other rules may pose a threat to the Torah.

Is the Torah’s Honor Defended? No.

Issue #3: Bill put forward that declares “the State of Israel is the national home of the Jewish People, in which it realizes its aspirations for self-determination according to its cultural and historic traditions.”

Response: UTJ stated they will oppose the bill

Analysis: Obvious. No mention of Lakewood, Borough Park, or Monsey anywhere in the bill.

Is the Torah’s Honor Defended? Yes!

Issue #4: The High Court of Justice ruled that there cannot be any “deputy ministers with the status of a minister,”  (UTJ traditionally has not allowed any of its MKs to go by the title “Minister”, in order that it not be seen as party to  government decisions the party believes run counter to Jewish law, rather have called themselves “Deputy Ministers” when they run ministries, which obviously solves that problem.)

Response: The Council of Torah Sages decided to permit  R. Litzman to join the cabinet and accept the title of “minister”.

Analysis: The seculars thought they could stop R. Litzman from running the ministry by making him take this title, which for the past 60 years has been considered assur.  But that was before it would cost UTJ a ministry. But now it is mutar! Why? Because the moetzes says it is! That is keen analytical skills that we spend years in yeshiva honing.

Is the Torah’s Honor Defended? Yes!

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From Modest Proposals, here.

Against the Yiddish Language

Against speaking, that is. You may study Yiddish.

Nay, you should study Yiddish because it contains heilige (holy) Halacha and Masores. Agreed. Yes, the Shach did speak Yiddish (although many greats preferred Hebrew, as, to the best of my recollection, ignored by Vayo’el Moshe‘s section against Hebrew).

Another plus is, then you can absorb certain Shi’urim at gutte (good) Yeshivos.

Also, I keep davening (praying) minelayers mine through the whole Soloveitchik/Teitelbaum oeuvre (as opposed to just VM/Rabbenu Chaim Halevi), so being able to translate the Yiddish for those specialists would be important.

But don’t employ the ‘shprach fun Yiddish’ (Yiddish language) on purpose (unless it’s the best way available in your situation to stay away from modern, evil culture). Of course, plenty of the interesanteh vocabulary is just Hebrew or English or Arabic or…, as the saying goes of the man who spoke seven languages, all of them in Yiddish.

(And I don’t even wish to repeat the valid point copied here.)

Then why not speak Yiddish?

My strong conviction is: Spoken Yiddish has all the bitter, kvetching lack of Emunah of krechtzing (moaning) Jews for a millennium in Galus, and the “richer” the Yiddish, the more wretched the Yiddishkeit within, generally. The full implications of many of its expressions are wrong as seen by optimistic, Emunah eyes.

The language appears shlepping on its way out, anyway. Yiddish is promoted by the same sorts of nostalgic people who reject all other modern, God-given blessings.

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It’s promoted in an idiotic fashion, too. I know of several Chadarim (day schools) located in Chutz La’aretz who insist on translating Chumash into Yiddish for their students who don’t understand either Hebrew or Yiddish. I try not to think about this dereliction of duty because it makes me ponder what Halacha can be learned from the story with Yo’av in Bava Basra 21a-21b (or worse).

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I am loath to try and prove this. My inner voice snipes “you can’t prove it” at every example I think of. Some will agree with this point on Emunah, and others won’t, no matter what I say. So I leave this at “So say I”. Absorb some good books on Emuna, and tell me if it honestly fits into Yiddish. I should think not. Tatteh zisseBashefer, Aibeshter, etc. is “Batel Berov”.

Not up to your usual standards, huh…?

I never said this was going to be the definitive, well-argued “case” against Yiddish!

Of course, I mean substituting Hebrew in its stead…

רץ ברשת: העולם על פי השמאל הישראלי

העולם על פי השמאל:  
שלטון השמאל = דמוקרטיה
שלטון הימין = סכנה לדמוקרטיה
עיתונות של השמאל = חופש הביטוי
עיתונות של הימין = הסתה!
מינוי שופט שמאלן – מינוי מקצועי
מינוי שופט ימני – מינוי פוליטי
מחבלים – לוחמי חופש
מתנחלים – מתנחבלים
פיגוע בתל אביב – אסון הירושימה
פיגוע בירושלים – מעבירים לערוץ 5
ערבי – צעיר
יהודי – יהודי
רוצח גנדי – מפגע בודד
רוצח רבין – כל הימין
גנדי – עבריין מין
משה דיין – אחד מ… ל״ו צדיקים
ביבי – מסית ומפלג.
גבאי/בוז׳י – אוהב ומאחד.
מפגין שמאלן – אזרח שאכפת לו
מפגין ימני – גזען
פוסט שמאלני – מאמר דעה חשוב
פוסט ימני – פשיסט! לדווח לצוקי!
חג ערבי – איזה יופי, מסורת.
חג יהודי – כפייה דתית, נמאס!
דתי יהודי – פרימיטיבי אוכל חינם
דתי מוסלמי – מכובד שיש לתמוך בו
ירושלים – התנחלות, להחזיר!
שיח מוניס – שלנו מאז ומעולם.
מצעד גאווה בירושלים – חשוב, לא לכפייה דתית!
מצעד גאווה באום אל פאחם – השתגעתם? זה פוגע ברגשות הערבים.
דגל אש״ף בסכנין – למה לא, דמוקרטיה!
דגל ישראל במשחק בית״ר – אסור! פוגע ברגשות הערבים.

Democracy for Dummies

Whaddaya mean, democracy is illogical?!
I’ll explain it to you s-l-o-w-l-y:
If Shimon and Reuven are running for the same position and you vote for Reuven, and Reuven wins, you agreed, so it’s voluntary. If you voted for Shimon, you agreed by voting at all. (In fact, you likely would have preferred to vote for the winner, to be “one of the guys”, right? Don’t answer that.)
If you voted for Reuven for specific reasons/promises (how naive!), and he did what politicians do, no matter. It’s called “Lo Plug”.
What if you didn’t vote at all, or voted because of peer or spousal pressure? You still agree. You should have voted willingly.
Voting means you agree with everything done to you and/or others by Reuven.
Your affected disagreement is just Yetzer Hara, as with the husband who refuses to divorce his wife. You really do agree.
To summarize, when we wish to know what Gilah thinks, we don’t ask Gilah. That wouldn’t be progressive or scientific. Instead, we ask Rinah, Ditzah, Chedvah, Shalom and Re’ut.
Just ask Reuven.