Succos Satire

Israelis Taunting Hezbollah, Hamas By Living In Flimsy Huts Despite Rockets

Akin to the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ campaign of Londoners during the Blitz.

Bnei Brak, October 22 – Millions of people all over the Jewish State have taken their meals in outside, thin-roofed structures since last Wednesday night, with many also electing to sleep in the makeshift spaces, as well, in a move that many analysts interpret as a defiant gesture in the face of missile attacks from Iranian proxy terrorist groups in Gaza, Lebanon, Syrian, Yemen, and Iraq.

Beginning at sundown on October 16, observers report, Israelis in large numbers moved their “dining room” functions out of their regular homes and into huts made of various materials, but even the huts with solid walls have a roof made of palm branches, reeds, or sticks. For the last six nights, many of the outdoor-dining set have spent their nights and most of their other daytime hours in the huts – despite, or perhaps because of, the threat from rockets and drones.

“It certainly looks like a collective decision to stick a thumb in the Ayatollah’s eye,” explained defense analyst Tabber Nackles of Sky News. “For most of the last year, and on various occasions over the last couple of decades, Israelis, as a rule, have tried to remain within spitting distance of bomb shelters of some sort, whether in their own buildings or in a public shelter in the neighborhood. But in my assessment, the constant rockets since last October 7, first from Hamas, then also from Hezbollah, and now mostly from Hezbollah, have brought out a defiance and, one might even think, a fatalism, akin to the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ campaign of Londoners during the Blitz. By living in the huts, Israelis are saying to Hezbollah, ‘You don’t scare us.’”

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Israeli Government Continues Push to Abolish Cash…

Are we prepared to survive in a cashless society?

 

Recently, I’ve read about the Israeli government pushing to cancel 200-shekel bills, as part of a long-term drift toward a 100% cashless future. I was aware that large-scale transactions in cash have been limited for some time now, but until this moment, I kind of overlooked the final goal of abolishing cash altogether.

This is an alarming trend.

Going cashless will hurt the most vulnerable, like seniors and technologically challenged people. Or think about a woman in an abusive marriage, who can’t access a bank account or credit cards. Those little bits of cash she manages to stash away may be her only path toward an emergency escape.

When you have no access to physical money, you can instantly become completely destitute if the government decides to freeze your account for any reason, like protesting mandatory vaccination. Abolishing cash means stripping away a large part of our independence, freedom, and privacy.

In Israel, the official pretext for limiting cash is cracking down on criminal groups. But a capable government should have ways of fighting organized crime without cutting into the rights and freedoms of law-abiding citizens.

“Stash up cash” is common preparedness advice. If there’s a natural disaster, war, or a massive cyber attack, if the power or WiFi are out and people can’t access banks or use their credit cards, physical money may be the only way to buy food and other essentials. In a country like Israel, with so much instability, canceling cash is an extremely short-sighted move.

All of this makes me think: how can you prepare for an emergency situation or a long-term crisis, with cash being no longer available?

Precious metals like silver and gold can be a huge advantage in this situation, since they’ve kept their intrinsic value for thousands of years. Foreign currencies may likewise be useful. [As a side note, governments that want to chip away at people’s freedoms may also crack down on the possession of precious metals and other valuables.]

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From Domestic Felicity, here.

The Accursed ‘Open Orthodoxy’ Movement Now Pretends the Torah Allows Tribadism…

Open Orthodoxy’s New Sanction of Lesbian Relationships

by Avrohom Gordimer · September 26, 2024

 

Open Orthodoxy has just endorsed lesbian marriage and intimate relations. No, this is not a typo or exaggeration.

Rabbi Jeffrey Fox, who was the first graduate of Yeshivat Chovevei Torah (YCT) and now serves as rosh yeshiva at Maharat, the Open Orthodox school housed in Hebrew Institute of Riverdale that ordains women for the rabbinate, penned Nashim Mesolelot: A Teshuva, in which he ruled that lesbian marriage and intimate relations are permissible. This responsum was recently published as a book, and the book was formally launched just last night by way of a special symposium entitled Nashim Mesolelot: Lesbian Women & Halacha sponsored by Maharat and Eshel.

Even though the Rambam (Hil. Issurei Bi’ah 21:8), Semag (Lo Ta’aseh 126), Tur (Even Ha-Ezer 20) and Shulchan Aruch (ibid. s’if 2) all unequivocally prohibit lesbian conduct, Rabbi Fox rules otherwise. And even though the Gemara (Yevamos 76a) terms lesbian relations as “p’ritzusa” – licentiousness – Rabbi Fox concludes his responsum:

When two women seek to build a Jewish home together, with love and commitment, this can no longer be called (even) pritzuta. Rather, given the vacuum left to be filled, this should be understood as tzniuta (modesty) and perhaps even kedushata (holiness).

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From Cross-Currents.com, here.