Thanks for your interest in our clandestine ops/espionage program! ย Hereโs how the process works. ย You apply for membership in our party, then continue your education, look for a job, participate in non-violent political activity in accordance with your beliefs, and live the outwardly normal life of a regular human being trying to get by in a system based on maximizing profits rather than meeting peopleโs needs. ย But get this: the whole time, youโll actually be gathering and analyzing information on capitalism and sharing it with other members and allies of a legal, open political party that makes no secret of its goals or program.
You can report on your experiences under capitalism by submitting them as articles to the Peopleโs World (stories@peoplesworld.org) or the party website (discussion@cpusa.org). You can even develop a secret identity based around a pen name if youโd like. ย You could be Eugenia Eagleson, a retired teacher from Naperville whoโs concerned about the impact of climate change on her grandchildren. Or Larry โBig Jimโ Hayes, a laid off mechanic whoโs giving cello lessons to make ends meet until he finds another full time gig.
Or you could be yourself. ย Youโre part of a generation that has inherited a world in deep economic, social, environmental, and political crisis, handed the task of solving a bunch of problems you didnโt cause. ย And thatโs basically what all Communists are: not secret agents, not operatives of some foreign power, just average working people trying to save the world.
Weโd love to hear your ideas on how to do it, comrade.