Hey Trump: Why Don’t You Ask Us To Offer a Korban for You?

Since you recognize it was “God alone who prevented the unthinkable from happening”. Why not sanctify God’s name worldwide?

We can’t set up an altar on the Temple Mount alone, but maybe you can force your frenemy Netanyahoo into it…

Or at least come over for a short trip and insert a prayer note in the Western Wall!

Any readers who can do so, please pass on the suggestion!