As Putin said, woke America is copying the Soviets.
An American [Indian] visiting Soviet Russia [America] needed a tooth pulled, and was shocked to discover the astronomical price. “Why so expensive for a basic tooth extraction?” Well, answered the Russian [American] dentist, we have to go through the ear. “Through the ear?!” “Exactly. In Soviet Russia [America] these days no one is allowed to ‘open their mouth’, so we are forced to work through the ear…”
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(I know. It presumably sounds better in Russian.)