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Someone (a historian, not me!) should remind overconfident\self-deluded Jews (concentrated in America) of some facts:

• WWII was not fought over the Jews.
• Roosevelt didn’t bomb the railroad tracks to the gas chambers.
• In fact, Roosevelt shipped Jews to the gas chambers (follow the link for proof).
• American financiers and American corporations had extensive business dealings with the Nazis throughout.
• Americans came from Europe, OK?
• Just read the comments on popular sites (which don’t filter them)…
• Everyone needs a scapegoat.
• Jewtown, NY is in deep trouble. (What are the odds the pols reduce controls? Look at Detroit.)
• Prominent Jews are now a part of the hated establishment.
• ‘Who Is Wise? One Who Sees What Is Coming’
• American debt is worse than you think.
• America Is Tearing Down Its History, and You Need to Learn From Yours
• Make Aliyah? Won’t I Lose Myself and My Children To A Foreign Culture?
• Hashem Causes Suffering so Jews Will Make Aliyah!
• If a Jew in America Accidentally Hits a Black, What Do You Think Will Happen?
• Rabbi Pinchos Lipschutz Eulogizes the United States of America
• Rabbi Zecharia Wallerstein Plans Making Aliyah!
• Veteran Presidential Speechwriter on the American Mood – ‘Mazlaihu Chazi’
• There Will Be No Recovery!
• Read Ovadiah on Edom’s end.
• The State of Israel is more honest about its socialism. Still: Better Red than Dead.
• Etc.

I could “Ac-cen-tchuate the Positive“, too. But as any salesman will tell you, people respond more to fear than to hope or logic.

OK, I was bored out of my mind waiting for someone (don’t ask), and in no mood to actually do anything productive, um, and I had the weirdly ingenius idea of searching through our, well, Archives page for

Scratch that sentence!

Your hardworking curator, editor and sole proprietor of the-one-and-only Hyehudi.org engaged in digitally sifting through all the titles of past articles for horrific typos by searching for repetitions of the exact same letter (e.g., ZZZ, צצצ), number, or symbol appearing three times in a row (excluding 300 ellipses).

Well, here is a list of fourteen relevant discoveries (typos excised):

1. Israeli Government ‘Saaaaafety’
2. Only John Bolton and Other Cockroaches Don’t Mind a Nuclear WWIII
3. Awww – Kotzk Seems Alright…
4. תיקוני עירובין גליון #111
5. תיקוני עירובין גליון #222
6. Next Week Hyehudi.org Reaches *5,000* ARTICLES…!
7. COVERUP: How the Feds Murdered 50,000 Oldsters via Lethal Flu Shots In 1993
8. התקליטור התורני עם 3,000 ספרי קודש – כעת ב50% הנחה
9. Who Knows 20,000?
10. קול החינוך גליונות #111 – #114
11. 20,000 Dollars down the Drain – Don’t Dream of ‘Donating’ Again!
12. Um, Do You Want Over 9,000 Jewish Songs – For Free? (Yes, I Said FREE!)
13. The Best Mussar Sefer Is ___?
14. מיזם 929? לאאא. מעכשיו: מיזם 447

Anyway…

אליהו קאופמן מגלה את הרקע העלוב של הסיפור הזה.