Solitary Confinement: I Have Good News and Bad News…
Which do you want to hear first?
First the good news, of course.
Uh, well, wrong answer.
OK fine, first the bad news!
I can hardly bear to say it. An observant Jew, Eli Feldstein, is being held in the torture of solitary confinement by the evil regime that stole our land…
The good news, on the other hand, is that Persia’s “Supreme” politician, Ali H. Khamenei is rumored to be in a coma. If he’s conscious, that’s equivalent to the torture of solitary confinement, but far worse since he can’t even move.
There. Look on the bright side!