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שאלות מחיילים האם פטורים מעירוב חצרות / מי נקרא נמצא במלחמה, שומר גבול בתצפית / האם במלחמה אין ענין לעשות עירוב / האם מותר לשומר בגבול לקחת אוכל כשאין עירוב / חייל שחוזר ממשימה בשבת האם יש לו אלפיים אמה או שישאר במקומו.

התקנת עירוב חדש גם בשבוע זה / בענין לחי שנמצא תחת החלק של החוט שיושב על הכיפה של העמוד, כגון שהעמוד נוטה שני ס”מ / האם הכיפה התלויה נחשבת גג המפסיק בין הלחי לחוט.

מדברי הדרשנים בכינוסים של סיום הלכות סוכה / הגרא”א יעקובזון שליט”א במעמד במושב תפרח, ההכרעה בהלכות אינה לפי מה שנראה לכל אדם / נידון מיוחד האם שייך להיות מורה הוראה לנושא מסוים, לעירובין, לסוכה, לריבית ועוד מהארגונים בזמנינו / האם היית הולך לטיפול שיניים אצל דוקטור כללי / מדברי הגר”ח נאה והחזו”א בענין זה / חילוק בין הוראה לבין מוקד שרכש מומחיות בידיעת הוראות הפוסקים.

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The Israeli Government Pretends to Apologize…

Israeli Government: Sorry About That

This comes from the Slimes of Israel: “Miki Zohar, the Likud’s culture and sports minister [of all people] issued an apology on behalf of the government to the residents of the southern communities slaughtered by Hamas on Saturday and to those who paid the ultimate price.

“The preparations were not in place for an attack like this…. The government, the state, was not ready for an attack like this,” Zohar says on Army Radio.“In the name of the government of Israel, and in the name of the whole State of Israel, we ask your forgiveness for what happened. Because the responsibility is on the government of Israel and the whole State of Israel.”

That’s right, folks, they’re sorry. Mistakes were made. Sorry we let you down. Let’s move on now.

Since Ms. Zohar and her colleagues are clearly too distraught to get into the details of their little boo-boo — after all, our pain is their pain, plus they are also busy saving the planet with Klaus and company — allow me to issue a more detailed apology on behalf of the apologists:

Dear people who were slaughtered,

We’re sorry we (officially) were caught totally by surprise. Although this attack was planned for many months, and we have some of the best intelligence in the world, they sure fooled us, and you paid the ultimate price. Whoops.

We’re sorry we ignored warnings from top foreign officials in the days leading up to the attack. We thought they were kidding, and we didn’t want to scare anyone. It’s not like this was a new strain of flu they were raising the alarm about.

We’re sorry we ignored warnings from soldiers stationed at the border that Hamas was training in plain sight for just this sort of invasion. We thought they were bluffing, or getting in some exercise, or just enjoying some paragliding in the sun. Did you ever go paragliding? It seems really fun.

We’re sorry we removed the surveillance balloons from the border. In hindsight that was pretty dumb, but who could have known?

We’re sorry we cleaned out the armories from the border communities, leaving them unable to defend themselves. But look on the bright side. At least the guns weren’t stolen by terrorists. And guns are really unsafe; you might have had an accident. So it’s a wash.

We’re sorry you got incinerated by thermobaric weapons, and shot, and beheaded, and raped to death, and then had your dead bodies looted, while the skies were clear and you were stranded for around eight hours. That is completely unacceptable, and we are working hard to make sure the world condemns it in the strongest of terms.

We’re sorry they took so many videos of it without your consent and posted them all over social media. That must be really embarrassing. We’re urging everyone not to watch these videos, because they are extremely upsetting, and if too many people get extremely upset it would endanger our ability to keep endangering you.

We’re sorry we didn’t send out a single helicopter to mow down the executioners. We still haven’t come up with a good excuse for that one, but we said we’re sorry, so don’t be a jerk about it.

Look, this is a hard time for all of us. This is not the time to ask questions. The time to ask questions is when we say so. At that time, we will appoint people to ask questions and we will help them draw the right conclusions, and we will promise to do better, and that will be the end of it.

Asking questions now will hurt morale, especially the morale of people who are trying to protect you who didn’t protect you when you were being slaughtered, and that would make you a threat to the state, and then an apology from you wouldn’t be enough.

So, please, in the name of the State of Israel, we’re sorry. Now get lost.

Sincerely,

The Government

PS: Since many people don’t trust us, we’re working on making it illegal not to trust us (see here). Specifically, if you accuse us of letting this happen on purpose, we’ll lock you up and take away your stuff. This isn’t like all those threats we made against the people who incinerated you, beheaded you, and kidnapped you. This time we mean it.

To keep us safe.

‘The Jew Who Believes in G-D Until the War in Israel Sends Him Flying Back to New York’

The G-d of History — Rabbi Meir Kahane

 

Written on the fourth day of the Yom Kippur War.                                 

The G-d of the Jews is the G-d of History. If He is not this, He is nothing. Only a G-d who creates, directs, decrees, shapes and ordains the present and future is worthy of being worshipped, is deserving of being a G-d. Only a people that believes that its G-d called the world and its inhabitants into being and controls and decrees their destiny has any logical and intellectual reason to worship Him. A world that is haphazard and a destiny that is at the beck and call of finite man is a world that has no G-d. A G-d that has no control and decisive decree over the fate of man is a myth, a plaything conceived by Man, a thing deservedly consigned to the dustbin of antiquity.

The G-d of the Jews is the G-d of History. He IS; He exists; He dominates and controls. He shapes the present and decrees the future. “In the beginning, G-d created the heavens and the earth…” Thus the Torah begins its message to the Jew to let him know that the Jewish G-d exists as a real entity and not some intellectual plaything. He created the past and He controls the present and He wills the future. The Jewish G-d is the G-d of creation, the G-d of History, past and future.

Before such a G-d there is fear and awe, and in the face of such a G-d another kind of fear disappears. Awesome fear emerges as the Jew stands before Omnipotence and knows that nothing finite and nothing in this world matters in the face of the awesome and unlimited strength of the Divinity. And earthly fear disappears in the knowledge that the Chosen people of this Omnipotence need fear no nation or might or force in this world and that the Jewish Destiny is guaranteed by the G-d of History.

Yes, there are practical consequences that are to be drawn, and there are very real steps that are forced upon us by the Reality of the Jewish G-d of History. From the existence of this G-d, from both the awesome fear on the one hand and the certain confidence on the other, emerges an inescapable and imperative path. It is the path of Faith and Belief. Faith in the Jewish Destiny, and that if only the Jew remains true to His G-d and his heritage he can never be destroyed or overcome. Belief in the Power and Will of his G-d to destroy the enemy of the Jews. Faith and belief that all the horses or chariots and all the jets and nuclear weapons in the world are as nothing before the G-d of History. Faith and belief that the rational and logical and obvious and pragmatic wither away before the power of the Creator and Destroyer, the G-d who shapes and forms, the G-d of History.

And if this faith and belief are to have any real meaning, they demand that the Jew live his own PERSONAL life and that the Jewish nation live its NATIONAL life, according to them. They mean that the individual and the nation make their decisions in the light of their faith in the G-d of History. They mean gazing upon a “real” world that appears to be fraught with danger and that calls for a rational retreat from duty and Jewish obligation, and to deliberately choose the opposite path, of seeming madness and irrationality, because it alone is the path of fidelity and faithfulness to Jewish values and because G-d will protect those who have faith in Him.

If we REALLY believe that Abraham followed the path of the fiery furnace and that Nachshon leaped into the sea and that Gideon led 300 soldiers into battle against mighty enemy forces and Isaiah spat in the face of the all-powerful Assyrians, then we have cited the cases of Jews who truly believed and who believed in the only way that belief has any meaning — who, at the moment of truth, risked their lives on the assumption that the G-d of History did indeed exist. It is not enough to be a comfortable, practicing Jew. Too many atheists practice a superficial kind of religious observance. We know so many of them. The Jew who believes in G-d until the war in Israel sends him flying back to New York. The Jew who believes in G-d until his son seeks to become part of the dangerous profession of Jewish freedom fighter. The Jew who prays for Zion from 5,000 miles away. All of them are Jews whose prayer shawls cover a body that denies the Jewish G-d of History.

The true believer is the Jew whose values are clear and unpretentious, with knowledge of what is finite and infinite, important and meaningless, permanent and transitory. Who knows what is expected of a Jew and who leaps into the battle to perform as expected, regardless of the odds against him and the pragmatic chances of success. Who walks hand in hand with a real G-d and knows that ultimate success MUST be his, because of the Companion beside him. Who knows that it is not the breath of life of the gentile or the finite human that gives us existence and that the only criteria of one’s actions must be: Is this the way of Judaism or not? If it is, plunge into action and fling yourself into duty. Success will be yours because the G-d of History is the Jewish G-d. If not, flee from it despite its promises and alluring temptations because you will surely fail, again because the Jewish G-d of History so decrees.

On this fourth day of the war, it is time that we considered this G-d of History carefully and what He implies for us, the Jewish people and for the State of Israel.

The G-d of History, the G-d of the Jewish people, called the world into being for one reason only and that was for the sake of the Jewish people and the Torah of Israel. All that occurs, all the eruptions of wars and catastrophes, the rise and fall of empires, have no meaning except that they affect the fortunes — or misfortunes — of the Jewish people. The Jewish nation is indeed the heart of the world, and there is not reason for the existence of empires, kings, rules, masses or systems aside from their reaction to the Jewish people. This is the meaning of the Destiny of the Jew, and that destiny is a guaranteed one.

There is a guarantee, a solemn oath, a surety, a Divine bond that the Jewish people cannot ever be destroyed but rather that they and their G-d will emerge in days to come triumphant over the evils and the foolishness of all other nations. Zion will and must emerge as the mount to which all peoples will turn, and the Jewish L-rd will be the One before Whom all knees bend. Jerusalem must be rebuilt as the throne of the world, and the Exile must end with all Jews returning in glory and majesty to their land and a peace based upon acceptance of the kingship of the L-rd.

That final day will come and the beginning of the final era is upon us. The one who doubts this is not a scoffer; he is blind. The rise of the Jewish state from the ashes and dungheap of history; the return of a people scattered and ground into the dust; the re-emergence of a language, consigned to the libraries and antiquities of the Vatican and the House of Study; the stranger-than-fiction, miraculous victories over overwhelming enemies thirsting for bloody destruction and holocaust — these are the first steps into the final chapter of Jewish triumph and Heavenly kingdom.

It is incumbent upon us to understand our greatness and believe in it so that we do not cheapen and profane ourselves. We must believe this lest we desecrate ourselves and think that we are like all the nations. We must have faith in this or we will make more errors similar to the one last week when, in fear of finite man and nations, we hesitated to strike first though we knew that the enemy was prepared to smash at us. Hundreds of Jewish youngsters fell because of our failure to recognize our own greatness and our re_ fusal to acknowledge the G-d of History who has determined that the Jewish people will never die. Let this not occur again, this fear of the nations and what the gentiles will say and do. There is nothing that they can do to smite a Jewish nation that believes in the G-d of History.

So let us believe, and let us return to Him. In so doing we will spare ourselves tragedy and losses in battles. For though the ultimate victory is assuredly ours and though the Jewish state can never fall, our failure to Return to our heritage and our unwillingness to recognize the Jewish G-d of History will cause us to suffer deeply and unnecessarily.

Let this not occur. Let us not suffer from a national amnesia that causes us to forget who and what we are. We are the people of G-d; we are the Chosen and ours is the G-d of History. The Egyptians and the Syrians and the Russians, too, feel His heavy hand. Why should we fail to see it and delight in it?

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PLO Pays Hamas Murderers for the Job

PA to immediately reward families of Oct. 7 terrorists with nearly $3 million

JNS

The “pay-for-slay” stipends will continue for the rest of their relatives’ lives.

The Palestinian Authority will pay nearly $3 million to the families of slain Hamas terrorists who slaughtered civilians in Gaza border communities on Oct. 7, Palestinian Media Watch reports.

The corpses of 1,500 Hamas terrorists were found after the massacre in which more than 1,400 Israelis were killed and more than 4,100 others were wounded. At least 199 captives were taken back to Gaza.

Under P.A. law, every Palestinian terrorist who is killed attacking Israelis is classified as a “martyr” and the family is rewarded with a 6,000 shekel ($1,511) grant and a monthly stipend of 1,400 shekel ($353) for life.

The Israel-based NGO and media watchdog estimates that each family will receive 7,400 shekels for the first month—11.1 million shekels ($2,789,430) in total to the families of the Hamas terrorists killed in the attack that began on Oct. 7.

“The P.A. sends every month half of its [Martyrs Fund] budget to the Gaza Strip. We see it from the budget reports. They call it ‘South Palestine,’” PMW director Itamar Marcus told JNS.

“We are used to seeing the P.A. and Gaza as two different things, but they get the same money,” Marcus stressed.

“We know that in the past, when Israel carried out operations in Gaza, and Hamas terrorists were killed in the airstrikes, there was suddenly a huge number of ‘martyrs,’ but they didn’t get the payments, so there were a lot of complaints about it from Gaza,” Marcus said.

“So now, according to the law the P.A. passed, they will pay all those [terrorists’ families] retroactively, starting this month together with those who carried out the attack on Oct. 7. We don’t know when it will be done but according to the law they will receive it starting this month,” he explained to JNS.

In addition, the 50 Hamas terrorists captured by Israel who participated in the massacre will be paid at least 70,000 shekels ($17,590) in total this month. As part of the P.A.’s “pay-for-slay” program, terrorists in Israeli prisons receive monthly stipends starting at 1,400 shekels per month that eventually increase to 12,000 shekels per month.

Terrorist prisoners who are married with children receive even higher salaries from the P.A.

In total, the P.A. will pay at least 11.17 million shekels ($2,807,021) in payments to the families of dead Hamas terrorists and to imprisoned Hamas terrorists who participated in the Oct. 7 massacre.

Palestinian Media Watch said that this was a conservative estimate, because as the war continues Israeli forces will kill and capture more Hamas terrorists.

“The Palestinian Authority should be sending a big thank-you to the E.U. countries and Norway, currently the largest funders of the P.A., because the P.A. could not possibly make these terror payments without them,” Palestinian Media Watch stated.

“These donor countries like to pretend that it’s not their money rewarding terrorists, but everyone knows that the P.A. could not reward terrorists without this generous foreign funding. When payments to teachers, police and street cleaners are taken care of by international donors, the P.A. has the hundreds of millions available it needs to pay for terror,” the NGO said.

From Janglo, here.