Hashgacha Pratis: Parshiyos Va’erira Bo (106)
Inspirational messages and contemporary stories of Hashgacha Pratis
Reprinted with permission.
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Biden Calls For Two Weeks Of Not Cooking On Gas Stoves To Flatten The Curve
POLITICS · Jan 14, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden has called on Americans to refrain from cooking with gas stoves for the next two weeks to help “flatten the curve”.
“It’s real simple, folks,” said President Biden. “These gas stoves have brought upon us a terrible pandemic of asthma, brain damage, and scurvy! Now folks, I still believe in America. I believe we can beat these stoves! And it starts with us coming together to flatten the curve of, you know, the thing! For just two weeks, America! Not a joke!”
In addition to the two week ban on gas stoves, the Biden administration has also recommended social distancing from gas stoves for the foreseeable future. “After the two weeks, if you must cook on a gas stove, we recommend doing so from a safe distance of six feet,” said Surgeon General Vivek Murthy. “We advise all kitchens be marked six feet from the gas stove, and ingredients be lobbed at your pans from that safe distance. The science on this is settled. All of these precautions should be continued until Moderna comes out with their brand-new gas stove vaccine.”
While many Americans have heeded the President’s call, the administration has expressed deep frustration at the stubborn refusal of Republican-leaning areas. “We have to have consequences for people who refuse to follow the science, and risk the lives of others by continuing to cook with gas,” said MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “The first step ought to be a stove passport, which only allows those with electric stoves to participate in society. If that’s not sufficient, then we must refuse hospital beds to those who brought sickness on themselves with their ignorant choice of stove.”
At publishing time, the Biden administration had extended the two week timeframe to whenever the next President is sworn in.
From Babylon Bee, here.
Does the Curse of Canaan Imply Enslaving Blacks?
See Rabbi Avrohom Aaron Elias’ Chumash Shiur on Parshas Noach 5783 (first on the page) here…
The Ibn Ezra brought here balances out the history cited by Thomas Sowell here.
See our own article on anti-Black sentiment here.
Facing Evidence of Peril, American Jews Cannot Wait for Smoking Gun Shaped as Mushroom Cloud!
Excerpt from Ron Paul:
I do not believe it is an exaggeration to say that if US/Russia relations had not been poisoned by the lie of “Russiagate” for pure political gain, we would not be anywhere near our current state of near-direct conflict with the largest nuclear power on earth, Russia.
It is shocking that Schiff and his “Russiagate” allies would potentially sacrifice millions of dead Americans to defeat Trump and other political enemies.
Let’s not forget: Rep. Jim Trafficant was expelled from Congress for asking his staffers to wash his boat. Shouldn’t there be at least equal punishment for Senators and Members who are lying us into World War III?