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איתי עמרן בשיר חדש על רבי חנינא בן דוסא: “פעם אחת”

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    מילות השיר:

    פעם אחת בערב שבת אל ביתו נכנס

    חנינא בן דוסא צדיק גדול ממש

    ראה את ביתו היחידה יושבת ובוכה

    איך אפשר להיות עצוב בשבת מנוחה

    מה קרה ביתי יקרה למה את לא שמחה

    אמרה הדלקתי חומץ במקום שמן ומה יהיה איתך

    איך תלמד ללא אורה וכל דברי תורה

    אמר לה תאמיני במי שהכל ברא

    מי שאמר לשמן שידלק יאמר לחומץ שידלק

    מה קרה בסוף הסיפור אף אחד לא ראה

    אמרו שיום אחד גדלה אותה השאלה

    איפה שהייתה אמרה לו אין עוד מלבדך

    כל חייה רק הלכה בשביל האמונה.

    מאתר הידברות, כאן.

    What In the World Makes DJ Trump = Cyrus?!

    Mishpacha Mag implies this doesn’t sound outlandish, of course. As do others.

    But did Trump bring the Temple service one iota closer? No, his “Deal” worsens things in several ways.

    And Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as the capital city of so-called “Israel” is supposed to be a good thing?! Jerusalem belongs to the Jewish tribes, not the state!

    The current regime does not represent the Jewish people one bit, its sworn enemy (it brandishes Davidic regalia much as the Chazir parades its cloven hoof). The farce truly owns nothing of our land; what right might it have over קרית דוד חנה, Gevald?! The state has nothing in common with even the kingdom of Efrayim – הם המליכו ולא ממני, let alone the priestly Hasmoneans, whose initial rule Rambam famously hails.

    (This should not detract from our gratitude to Hashem for granting us political autonomy. But a democratic parliament should never have displaced Godly anarchy.)

    (Democratic) Politicians Are the Most EXPENDABLE Item Imaginable

    Whatever the definition of Corona\British\Nazi-era “Essential Worker”, surely in the democratic model of government, “zero-price-good” politicians aren’t it.

    Isn’t the whole idea behind democracy, that you can forever have continuity of government (ugh), even if you had less than a minyan left in the whole continent since the suits mystically represent the majority\Deep State? אין ציבור מת and all.

    In a democracy, “Aaaaaaanyone can become Chief Gangster (read: President)”, right? So, what’s the official propaganda excuse behind providing cheap, interchangeable screws with such expensive personal security details at the tax slaves’ expense? If one screw goes, get another one from the “Birgiya” (Hebrew for screw cabinet). Doesn’t even need to be the same size. (Think Sharon>Olmert.)

    Continuing in the same vein, why are assassinations\expirations of ministers (like Rechavam Ze’evi) or prime ministers (like Yitzchak Rabin) ever noticed let alone commemorated, excuse my blasphemy?!

    Don’t know why assassins even bother. Just promote his vice. Vice gets shot, too? Now promote his vice (To be clear, by “vice” I mean the position-holder and not the habit…). What, the whole fungible chain of command was busted? No problemo! No gridlock, even. Surely there are protocols for such glorious occasions?

    (“Jew murders Jew” is hardly the main point about Rabin, because even the “holy” mortar firing upon the Altalena, was um, well…)

    Even kings, chosen for supposedly unique qualifications, can be swapped out: Zecharyahu, then Shalum (whom I don’t grasp why the Malbim Hoshea 8:4 praises), then Menachem ben Gadi. If you stayed away from the “Reshut” and had anything better to do than follow the stupid Mikveh news at the time, you might never even notice a change.

    Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

    And why aren’t all Knesset members injected with the dangerously under-tested Corona vaccination post-haste, instead of frontline doctors, who might actually know something useful?

    And why, when the state of Israel controlled only West Jerusalem, did anyone, except the pols themselves, think the Knesset should be moved to Tel Aviv so as not to be “too close” to the border?

    “A government of laws and not of men.”

    Why, oh why, oh why?!

    Maybe one of our readers can offer us dropouts a civics class to illuminate this puzzle.


    P.S., Do politicians get personal Divine Providence, or just Hashgacha for the “species”, like their simian relatives?

    Eretz Yisroel Is a Real Place and People Really Live There (For Keeps)!

    Elisha Bruck, Ramat Beit Shemesh Gimmel

    I grew up in Boro Park and learned in local mosdos. I went to Chasam Sofer for high school, and for beis medrash I attended the Yeshiva of South Fallsburg where I learned by Rav Elya Ber Wachtfogel shlita. I then came to Eretz Yisroel to learn in the Mir yeshivah, where I was in Rav Asher Arieli shlita’s chaburah for a zman, and then in Rav Gershon Meltzer shlita’s daf chaburah.

    Growing up in Boro Park, I felt that I was living in the most Jewish environment possible. With round-the-clock minyanim, shteeblach on every corner, and no goy living within the radius of a good few blocks, nothing was missing. I recall buying my daled minim on erev Sukkos on 13th Avenue, and thinking that the only thing that can compare with this bustling encounter with Jews is Shalosh Regalim in the times of the Beis HaMikdash.

    My first deep encounter with the topic of Eretz Yisroel was when I was in tenth grade. One day on my way to yeshivah, I saw a huge poster with a picture of someone who looked like he was beaten up at a hafganah (protest) in Eretz Yisroel. The poster invited people to a hafganah taking place later that day in front of the Israeli consulate in Manhattan. That afternoon I found myself on the ‘F’ train with a few friends, heading to the city to join the hafganah. (Isn’t being mekadesh Shem Shomayim in Manhattan more important than English class…?!)

    We got off the train stop in Manhattan and walked the few blocks until we reached the protest. It was a very big macha’ah (protest), much larger than what we had expected, allegedly against police brutality – but it turned out to be a more general anti-Zionist protest. This got me thinking – which side do I really want to be shouting on? What are they really shouting about? Maybe there’s more to the topic than readily seen.

    The entire way home I was thinking, was the protest a good thing or not? What does it have to do with Eretz Yisroel?

    A short time later, my older brother came home from learning in Yeshivas Mir in Yerushalayim; I asked him about the subject. He referred me to seforim which dealt with the current significance of Eretz Yisroel – from Eim HaBanim Semeicha of Rav Yissachar Teichtal ztz”l, Hy”d, to Vayoel Moshe of the Satmar Rebbe ztz”l, and everything in between. I came to realize that yishuv Eretz Yisroel is not just a minhag or inyan. It is a real and relevant mitzvah which should be fulfilled if possible.

    The more I delved into the sugya, the more I realized that I wasn’t making any startling discoveries people never knew about; I learned that in every generation many Gedolim actually made the journey and settled in Eretz Yisroel, or at least attempted to.

    It was when I came to learn in the Mir and was exposed first hand to life here in Eretz Yisroel that I really decided that I wanted to live here. I saw how for many people, living here in Eretz Yisroel is a reality.

    Looking back, I recall thinking that if so many people have successfully moved here and made Eretz Yisroel their home, then it’s doable; living in Eretz Yisroel is something that could be done.

    When I would discuss this topic of living here in Eretz Yisroel with people back in America, they would tell me it just can’t be done. They would tell me that housing is unaffordable, mortgage rates are not good, you can’t get a good job here, the government makes it hard to live here, and other such assertions. When I would tell them that I see many Americans living in Eretz Yisroel, they would say, “Yes, you can live there for a year or so, but long term? It’s not practical; it just doesn’t work.”

    There seemed to be a bit of a disconnect or a misunderstanding, because all around me I was seeing people who were actually living here – going to work at jobs they had, sending kids to school, taking out mortgages and buying homes, and otherwise doing all the things people do.

    Of course, things here aren’t the same as in America – the language, the culture, housing, cars and many other things are unique to Eretz Yisroel. But life itself is pretty much the same – people get up in the morning, go to kollel or to work, drive cars, send kids to school, go shopping, and lead normal and productive lives.

    I definitely had my challenges integrating. Learning how others coped didn’t really help me, as everyone has their own unique set of challenges. But I did see how everyone managed in their own way and that over time things did tend to improve – I realized that I too could be successful here.

    It may take some time and effort to settle in – in fact, it definitely will – but it can be done. That’s the message I’ve been getting from the reality on the ground here, and that’s the message I want to pass on to you.

    B’Hatzlachah!

    On the Same List

    One thing that gave me chizuk and helped me pull through some challenging times is what Chazal say (Berachos 3) about Eretz Yisroel: Along with Torah and Olam Haba, it’s one of the three gifts HaShem has given us which are acquired through yissurim.

    In the realm of limud haTorah, when times got rough and the learning became challenging, I knew that I just had to persevere and go on learning. Although it might have been hard at the time, it was worth the price, and as time went on it got better and easier. Same with nisyonos. They can be hard, challenging and frustrating, but we know that that is the nature of nisyonos, and that Olam Haba doesn’t come without overcoming hardships. Eretz Yisroel is no different; it’s on the same list. It is acquired through yissurim, but, just as in the case of Torah and Olam Haba, it can be acquired with time and it is worth every bit of effort.

    This article is part of our Haaretz Hatovah series featuring Yidden living in, settling, and building up Eretz Yisroel. For more information please contact us at info@naavakodesh.org or visit naavakodesh.org/haaretz-hatovah

    Republished with permission from Yated Ne’eman.

    From Matzav, here.