In “Uncomfortable Questions For Comfortable Jews” Rabbi Meir Kahane tells of a Jewish fellow who wished to get into the synagogue on the High Holidays without paying for a seat. Nu. So he tells the guard he only wishes to speak to someone inside (get it?). “Fine”, says the guard. “Go in and speak to your friend. But if I catch you praying I’ll throw you out!”
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Reviving a Dead Religion Once Known as ‘Judaism’
